December 2011
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Before 2011 is over, i want someone to go to my...
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Preparing for Sherlock in my own special way.
Me: What are you doing?
Dad: Downloading some stuff for . . .
Me: Is it using much of the download limit?
Dad: A fair bit, but . . .
Me: Well stop it then! Sherlock comes out tomorrow and I intend to watch it without having to wait for ages for it to load!
Dad: But, I . . .
Me: NO! STOP IT! STOP IT NOW! SHERLOCK!
Dad: Yes, dear.
Me: Good father.
When you drive by tall buildings
lolsofunny:
vondell-swain:
there are times when i’m blogging when i’m just sitting smiling stupidly at the computer for several minutes before i notice and stop
Getting severely frustrated at the lack of IQ in...
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Meeting Darren
Me: Will you sign this?
Darren: Sure
Darren: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Darren: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
ofmiceandbren:
milasweetcunt:
oh my god...
erectionsandtea asked: your icon tho. X) I love.
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To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...
louis-loves-harry:
cerseilannisterss:
i love you all you guys
the rest of the world however can fuck off
“The funny stuff is all down to Catherine Tate. I’m just her bitch.”
– David Tennant (via tennanthdoctor)
